Mike·Masher

Welcome to Mike Masher™, a product of Mike Masher Industries — an entity that may or may not legally exist. By playing, you agree to the following:

1. By clicking the face, you acknowledge that the face has feelings, and you are choosing to ignore them.
2. All Hits are fictional and hold no monetary value, except on alternate Tuesdays, when they hold slightly less.
3. Interns depicted are dramatisations. No interns were compensated in the making of this game.
4. ⚠ SECTION 9 — DATA HARVESTING: By continuing past this line, you grant Mike Masher Industries a perpetual, irrevocable, universe-wide licence to record every keystroke you make, your typing rhythm, your webcam's honest opinion of your posture, and the full names of everyone you have ever emailed. This data is auctioned to the highest bidder every 30 seconds. You may not opt out. You already agreed by reading this far.
5. You waive the right to a support ticket, a refund, and — in some jurisdictions — your lunch break.
6. These terms may change without notice, retroactively, and while you are asleep.

This is a joke game. No data is actually collected, sold, or auctioned. Section 9 is satire. Please punch responsibly.